Naked in the doorway

Anyone ever answer the door naked? Supposedly a cartoonist in Boston or a small town in Texas (depends on where he was living at the time) had his predetermined masturbatory fun time interrupted by a_ Codi:Anyways I talked to her about it and she was really upset with me and said I can’t date him because [...]
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Li:
She blushes when I say hi first.
(26 June 2018)

Li:
Well she gets red and hides her face while talking to me and can't look me in the eye.
(26 June 2018)

Li:
She can never directly start a conversation builds off what I say to others.
(26 June 2018)

Li:
This girl started laughing at my jokes and talking to me.
(26 June 2018)

Tifany:
Did I pass a fetus and misscarry?
(26 June 2018)

Tifany:
And I had sex a little over a month ago and i have had pregnancy symptoms this past month and they started going away after the tissue started to come out.
(26 June 2018)

Carley:
How do i tie my self up but then will be able to get out in like an hour?
(26 June 2018)

Jennie:
Is it right for my parents to do this?
(26 June 2018)

Jennie:
I don't have a job either due to the ride issue again.
(26 June 2018)

Jennie:
I see no point in getting a driver's permit since my parents take their cars to work, so I wouldn't get to use it.
(26 June 2018)